She has Awoken.

Salutations to all, it's Ms.Cocoa.Berry here. Maybelline said I had to introduce myself so there you go. They say I'm the biggest bitch out of all these fucks but it's a damn, bold-faced, lie. I just have a very dangerous taste of sarcasm that can be appreciated by only the best sarcastics out there. Well I like books and warm walks on the sand--haaaa. I am the nicest one out of thebunch [waits for them to all kill eachother to comment on that] and I don't care what anyone tells me.

. So0o we got home [we as in Maybelline and Blue] at 12:30ish in the morning from a late night drive. I am now just waking up from falling asleep on the couch. About five hours have passed by and I am now staring at the task of washing Maybelline's hair and conditioning it like I had volunteered to do when I was NOT SO TIRED. Fortunately, Blue has now finished watching The Hunchback of Notre Dame because it was making so much fucking noise and I don't need the Lioness waking up and reminding me of what pain is.
--I just read Maybelline's post and I really do believe now that she is not bitter...just easily irritated. Most likely I'm going to be awake for the day [some sleeping pattern eh?] and won't be back in bed until early next morning. I'm a friggin' insomniac and it's annoying. I fell asleep without washing my fucking oily face AGAIN and my stomach hurts.
--I'm sure you've all realised I have absolutely nothing important to talk about at this time in the morning. I have no aimless rants like Maybelline nor intriguing commentary so blah. Nothing is pissing me off at the moment. Maybe the fact that I fell asleep in my clothes and I now have to change out of them and that my Arizona is no longer cold but nothing major. && I'm still fucking tired -sigh- well, that's all folks.

Cocoa.Berry [xoxo].